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Richard?

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

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xBOGGSx 3

11 June 2014, 01:59

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

grashopper8 7

11 June 2014, 02:01

Bullet, dodged.

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Comments (87)

delude 26

11 June 2014, 02:06

Clingy much?

annie_nk 23

11 June 2014, 02:08

Is it safe to guess you don't like him anymore?

sexyboi1985 27

11 June 2014, 02:14

When u r in love, one day seems like a million years !!

driinkbleach 18

11 June 2014, 02:43

I hope you're not serious... but either way this comment is pretty hilarious :)

91hayek 31

11 June 2014, 02:59

I thought this comment was cheesy but then I saw it was by a Mr. sexiboi; sounds smooth enough to pull the comment off in real life.

olpally 33

11 June 2014, 02:23

What a douche waffle. You can do way better.

mellyski 25

11 June 2014, 03:18

Douche waffle is my new favourite insult. Thank you!

QueenofWheels 13

11 June 2014, 11:00

I think I need to steal this.

FunnnyGirrl 19

11 June 2014, 02:23

At least he showed you his true self before you invested a lot into the relationship

91hayek 31

11 June 2014, 03:01

Your name is FunnnyGirrl. This comment is not funny. I feel cheated and would like my money back please.

jimmy_poison 19

11 June 2014, 03:47

Maybe it's more about being "funny/peculiar" than "funny/haha"?

MrConcise 35

11 June 2014, 11:08

He said he wanted his refund, dammit! The comment was neither hilarious or strange. In fact, I'd say it was relatively normal and thoughtful! *flips table*