Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I pretended to be a little girl on social media, just for fun. All I got was a random guy who sent me a direct message and asked me to send a photo of my private parts. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Top comments
landonlasater 3
Chatroullette isn't very local now is it
THEKAISER 4
Sounds like omegle
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Comments (105)
ElricMustang 23
Whoa whoa whoa, where's my copy?
TheDrifter 24
Full wrist and a hint of earlobe? That's FAR too risqué for the general internet population.
doctorhook86 25
Thumbs up for Noor, and another thumbs up for casual nudity! ...Leave the hijab on ;)
b_rizo 6
"local interest site" means ppl close to you that are also lonely and horny so what did you expect??? someone who wanted to play chess??
melrose90210 10
If you can't beat em join em!
Fonze13 0
Do you live in San Francesco?
Llamacod 11
yes, because gay guys would send dick picks to op, who happens to be a female. damn dude are you an idiot
murphdarkly 13
That's like every chat app that allows you to send pics on iPhone n android
perdix 31
Doesn't sound like a good place to make friends because the guys sound too overconfident. One might even say *lowers sunglasses* cocky.
jaystreet46 4
Well played sir, well played.
pexy_fml 16
Wawawiwa……
Ray_of_midnight 23
The best response is to say, "Oh, neat! It's just like a penis, only smaller!" OTOH, some guys are into that, in which case, FYL....
downtime 13
Are you suffering from low self confidence? If not, I don't think reusing an old line like that will have much effect on someone who readily shows their dick to strangers. Nice try though.