Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I pretended to be a little girl on social media, just for fun. All I got was a random guy who sent me a direct message and asked me to send a photo of my private parts. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Top comments
landonlasater 3
Chatroullette isn't very local now is it
THEKAISER 4
Sounds like omegle
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Comments (105)
bsumpter09 5
definitely sounds like omegle or chatroulette...at least you have a better selection though. ;)
SavannahJanee 6
Sounds exactly like chatroullette
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
you're sixteen..... and you're on chatroullette?
abbynoelle 1
What's the site called? ..I mean eww, why would you want that..
BTR_lover 1
Why would you ask for the site and then say Ewh..? You're a self contradiction.
Zomg_Okay 27
Humour: Noun. The quality of being funny. A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter.
white16sox 19
It was a joke, 45.
Purplefluff 6
Are you serious? Humour... No never heard of it? Didn't think so
noisebox 1
They are all members of the **** rock butt blasting band. : P
Ruffclue 9
Now u need to have a **** fight. Lets see who wins. If i were u i would put my money on the **** with a eyepatch.
wlddog 14
That wasn't an eye patch. That was a failed attempt to wear a girlfriends G-string.
mercsl65 7
its raining men
mvems 13
Hallelujah
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Cue the dancing werewolves.
hatesfate 6
Just a question- do you have some kind of disorder which compels you to respond to every single FML with an idiotic statement or is that just you being "you"?
EffYoLife 14
Oooh sounds like a fun website. What's the URL? Lol
TheDrifter 24
Who is that for 22? I'm with Noor, if a girl likes my dick pic and I see no disease in her pic, all thats left is a brief conversation for personal info and a safe word and we're good to go.
rldrship 0
Wow that sux send me a message if u want to chat
SandiRainbowFish 20
Creeper :P
RedmontFief 7
BOOM