Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
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Top comments
Not_Impressed13 9
"I just wanna bang on my drum all day!"
95DeVille 13
He just appreciates your assets.
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Comments (136)
mkayden 23
I can see it happening and it's a pretty funny picture hahahah. Hope you recover from your back pain soon OP!
magizine6475 1
It could be worse
Z3R0G5 23
I can't lie about it. I would do it too OP.
billiejoe7 10
I like when my boyfriend taps my ass ,it feels good
LethalMrOtaku 1
He's just trying to be cute and kinky, plus he's trying to make you feel better by giving you an ass massage
TheCorruptid1 6
A man should always treat his woman like his drums. Bang her all night long, so loud he wakes the neighbors. If she's into that that is. -A Drummer's motto
lbanks_fml 10
Should be fine, unless he starts using a drum 'stick'.
noobienick 19
YDI for dating somebody that's immature
Kergami 18
You're an idiot.
bv2332 10
Lol as I man I know how fun that is :)
De_Bri 16
Gotta love the booty bongos!