Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
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CateXOX 0
Why did he have pictures of you losing your virginity? Hmm mean friend :( But next time don't annoy him.
spencerchu 0
lesson learned don't piss people off
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Comments (141)
DealsOnWheels 0
Getting hi and having sex are prolly two of the best things you can do in this world so your straight but your friend is a gay for snitching and having sex dreams about cats prolly the two most **** things pub in the world
emi24750 0
every think you should have not had sex and gotten high...ohh wait you were to high to realize it. ohh well
BestthangsmokiN 0
While, I'm sure he was sufficiently annoyed, his response was way over the top! FYL, that you were friends with this shitty ass excuse for a person. He could've just asked you to stop. YDI for letting ANYONE above anything else, photograph you having sex!
SnailLife 3
why u keep callin him freind? thats no friend
evesmith 3
wow who takes pictures?
Madmattmania 0
ur friend is a dumb ass
DirtyPicture_fml 0
don't mess with the wrong people .
bitharvest 2
First of all, how do you know he meows in his sleep? Ahhh... guess we all know how he got that pic of you having sex! Real classy! Then you decide to torture this person all day long? What, my dear, could you possibly have imagined the outcome to be?
deathphsyco 0
y does he have pics of u having sex?!?!
Katie_dk 0
can I ask why your friend has a picture of you having sex?