Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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dino_witha_cape 0
take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"
JBiz_fml 0
I need to hear the whole story to vote ,
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Comments (110)
Fuck34 0
Ditto #63. YDI!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i agree with 14. personally, id put a nail or two in each tire, leave them there and his tires will deflate over time and he wont realize its happening until hes stranded somewhere ;] and yeah, i am a bitch hahaha
ButtRocker 0
In order to know if you deserve it or not, I need to know what "broke up" means. Did you cheat? And did your reason for dumping him have to do with his penis size? If so, you deserve it.
Jabulls 0
Halarious, thats a brilliant idea!
Go_Home 0
You so deserve it. John wouldn't do that for no reason. I know him so well. He told me the whole story.
cantbeyourhero 0
Honestly, kudos to you for knowing how to change a spare. I wouldn't have a clue. Bummer about not having one...John's a jackass for doing that.
Art_Vandeley 0
That guys is smart.
CaptainBaconMan 0
I'm kind of suspicious, why did he break up with you?
mothfather 0
It's probably because you were a bitch.
Anal_leakage 0
lol... Sorry but that's pretty funny... Sorry for your nasty day though D: