Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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dino_witha_cape 0
take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"
JBiz_fml 0
I need to hear the whole story to vote ,
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Comments (110)
rukusrazor 0
Clever. Very Clever.
Thassodar 0
Maybe you shouldn't be a bitch. Just sayin'.
perfectwinds 0
#32, have you ever felt a spare tire? They're really light, it wouldn't do anything to the MPG. Take that to the police, girl. Seriously. He was dumb enough to leave a note behind, use THAT against him!
Chris968 0
That's why you take the spare tire out before you start. When you got the jack out of the trunk didn't you see if the spare was there or not? YDI.
sulitak 27
yeah, I never trusted the car jacks. My Dad bought me a heavy duty jack when I started driving. I didn't see the tire when I got the jack out... Also, not all cars even store them in the same place. half my cars/trucks had them separate
ohhhhshizzz 0
#16 & #17: Most people actually THINK about breaking up with their gf/bfs before they actually do it. #36: How do you know she keeps the jack in the trunk? Or the spare tire in the trunk? That ******* suck, I'd kick his ass. Or go and flatten all his tires one day he really needs them, and say that the bitch did it.
tash14 1
36- Why would she think her tire wouldn't be there? It's always been there... and she didn't know she was robbed. I just grab the jack and go with it, like she probably did.
The_Sixth 0
Haha that is hilarious... this guy sounds like a classy dude
wompwompwomp 0
hahaha....funny.... Hes a dick, but youre probably a bitch and probably deserved it. Cirlce of life. Guys are assholes. Girls are Crazy
Fields4mint 0
#20, the way I read it is, he borrowed the car, stole the tire (and left the note), came home, and broke up with her. Like he had planned to break up with her the entire time. Not that she lent the car to someone she just broke up with. But I agree. Sue.
Chris968 0
#37 - Where else would she keep the spare tire besides the trunk? In the glove compartment?
sulitak 27
my cars have had them under the car. then in vans its against the side of the back, where the jack is in the back row area.