Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Top comments
Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
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Comments (170)
juturnaamo 29
I got this my first 2 months at this job. I had to explain daily "I'm not mad, I'm neutral."
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I get that all the time. People then try to force me to smile. I hate that mess.
Sumo69 9
You know who smiles a lot mildly retarded people that who
ALLDAY88 8
I guess you smile all the time then.
perdix 31
Botox. Or perpetual drunkenness.
onelovesunshine 0
Haha when this happens after im just like what the **** why me???
jdog1231 0
no soup for u
happyspencer 4
Show that bitch who's boss you don't have to be intimidated by her... Just tell her you were sleeping not that hard...
Hyde_is_Back 4
Hey people, just because OP saw the girl as intimidating doesn't mean they're mean or a bitch. Maybe the girl was asking if she was okay and OP is just naturally shy.
kaycee1996 5
Whenever I stop smiling the look in my eyes actually scares people even when I'm not mad, my Mum even got a complaint from a teacher because I scared her so much she almost cried I was just bored and she made eye contact with me.
AmongstTheFaces 5
I honestly think you pulled that out of your ass, or your just trying to troll
at1325 0
Don't you hate those overly aggressive people who freak out just because they think you looked at them wrong. She has the problem not you