Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Top comments
Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
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Comments (170)
GoW_Chick 15
What were you thinking about that was so dirty it showed on your face? ;)
sweetdreams20 0
Ur mom
jeep4x4comm 6
Ur cute
mccaincracker 6
As long as she didn't maul you or something I say things worked out better than they could have.
surfnshred 2
Tell that bitch off. Who is she to tell you that you have an angry normal facial expression
Clubkicker_fml 0
Haha that has happened to me twice since New Year
flockz 20
chronic bitch face?
teague95 16
CBF is a serious thing please don't make jokes my aunt had it.
bettyc4 26
God don't like ugly... I assume her name is god XD !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
RabidBunny 10
I know how you feel. The slightest look in my direction causes a series of insults and questions about my appearance -___- I blame my nature :D
Vinnie0329 0
I can tell by your profile picture
musicluvr2000 11
Ouch that sucks sorry op :(
Burrito_Time 5
Sucks to be you!!!
Raaaaaa 3
I feel your pain, OP. Same thing happens to me all the time.