Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Top comments
Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
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Comments (170)
13scarlett13 4
Naturally, the corners of my mouth turn upward yet I still manage to look like a grouchy bitch. Ah well.
old09 11
Intimidate back
viciouspanda 0
Hahaha I know exactly what you mean. My face naturally frowns a little when I'm not making any expression. Kinda annoying. XD
IchimaruGin 5
Ah, sensitive people.
JellyBearBear 4
God and bible is bullshit and all a lie
MorningGranite 3
Dont worry, everyone thought i was pissed off whenever i was calm
dornez 0
stamp her or just some other mark
nightwanderer 6
#98134 Glad I'm not the only one who has that. I though I was the only person who looked sad when they are neutral or resting.
heyred 11
Apparently I squint and frown so people always think I'm angry. It's just that I probably need glasses.
kei1108 13
You don't have to explain yourself to anyone. Be firm and stand up against her when she attacks you. Don't let her walk all over you. Cuz you're awesome. :)