Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
Ozuru 11
Aw, its okay. You will find a girl one day :)
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
iamabamf 17
OP is a girl. I mean she could be into chicks, but that has no relevance to the FML.
atomic_rectum 0
You do douche
Torva_fml 16
Yea, op is a girl.... Are you guys all opposed to girl on girl action? If so, please leave. (s)he also posted below correcting himself/herself
Damn_Hippster 11
I think we have established OP being a girl. I think the real question here is, is OP into girls?
iSmellLikeJelly 3
Do you look like Taylor Lautner?
Morgannnnuhhh 1
They were just trying to be nice they didn't know op was a girl. Stop bitching them out. Damn...
KendalKeller 3
your rather upset about something today arn't you?
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Yes.
ALpein 0
The lack of relevance is astounnding. I'm more curious as to what led to this misguided conclusion.
iAmScrubs 19
The FML isn't about the OP "trying to get a girl." Nobody here is "opposed to girl on girl action", we are just stating that #1's comment has no relevance to what the OP is saying.
ibv123_fml 3
What is OP?!
manatees_r_epic 0
Ominous Pachyderm
JiggaJayZ 16
Obtuse Penis
Damn_Hippster 11
Optimas Prime
ibv123_fml 3
Why are people talking about optimas prime?-_-
deathpotato 11
Lady, you're being trolled.
FloorKnocker 12
Lulz.
zombicidal 11
orangutan pit (where we throw the stupid of FML)
_Oblivion_ 12
Orgasmic Platypus
FirstTigerHobbes 13
When will people realize that here, in this lil society of FML, you will never get an answer on what OP means? You'll just get an answer like: "Oblivious Pineapple"
Unlucky_Gun 0
Oversized Penis. Haha just kidding, it means 'original poster'
_Oblivion_ 12
OLD PENIS!
FirstTigerHobbes 13
89's lying too. Don't listen to him, for all we know it could mean Overdue Period.
b0ngs 7
Whenever I dont know a word, I Urban Dictionary it. You should try that...
mark5723 0
****** Platypus
glittercookies 12
Oreo pancakes
soundboxtx 0
what the **** are u talkin about?
happyspencer 4
Everyone here is kind of a douche.. Who argues on fml?
bizarre_ftw 22
Occidental Parabola
bizarre_ftw 22
And sometimes, in rare circumstances, Obtuse Possum
bizarre_ftw 22
110 - everyone! Where have you been? *looks at profile* lol XD 5th comment! You have much to learn sir
epicwaffles 7
#1, you shouldn't worry either(: you might find a brain someday(:
happyspencer 4
Ive been reading fmls for a long time... And change your profile picture you look like a cow
RrLSf19 0
Well that was a random comment!
omarzrgz 3
OP is in fact Optimus Prime -.- My work here is done Autobots, Roll out!!
ProhibitionRose 14
Oompaloompa Penis.
xcarxcrashx 9
Ooooo nice try 112, it's opossum!
piccalo 4
This is fifth time I see discussion on op..and I join this site just 3months back..I remember the first time when I saw this discussion..Then the question was asked by piccalo!!!
piccalo 4
@72 Dont worry about all these comments.U will get used to it...Then u will start getting fun from it..and then u will give fun to it..And in last stage u will get ADDICTED...
6joe9 0
Op= on period !
KittySaysMoo 6
Orange Pickles...? :D
ibv123_fml 3
Wow I love getting one hundred different answers thanks for all the help
ibv123_fml 3
Oh wait I found the answer. It was the only buried comment, thats a bit ridiculous considering old penis is still there
SockMonkey333 0
Seriously...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ibv123- no one really gives a damn whether you know what OP means or not. ... Jus' sayin'
justlikeme79 9
143- Nice try. The possum and the opossum are two different animals.
SockMonkey333 0
Seriously...
ibv123_fml 3
156 thats why they all answered right? I was just informing people there is no need to post anything else I have an answer. so next time you try getting on my case, dont.
nichole818 5
Ibv123 - you're an idiot. Get your shit together. Those answers weren't for you. Everyone was just playing off of your stupidity. So lay off of 156.
KendalKeller 3
Interesting tale my fine companion
marinus_fml 20
Also known as "cool story, bro"
KendalKeller 3
Precisely!
Morgannnnuhhh 1
God that is sooooo over used and toolish.
KendalKeller 3
Hey! U hurt my feelers!
Morgannnnuhhh 1
If I had a dollar for Everytime I heard some dumb ass trying to be cool/cute and saying "cool story bro" I'd be ******* loaded.
KendalKeller 3
that was rather uncalled for...
KendalKeller 3
it was cute though wasn't it? ;D
Morgannnnuhhh 1
You're uncalled for. **** you.
Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
SecretMe00 5
Some people just naturally look pissed off.
Torva_fml 16
She* And yea, I guess that's me :( Oh... I mean >:|
raywhite 5
Same with me only with people I go to school with
zombicidal 11
people always ask me what's wrong apparently I have a naturally melancholy expression
Mister_Triangle 21
Lots of people suffer from Chronic Bitch Face ; you're not alone
RoseTintMyWorld 8
98-I know how you feel, I have one of those faces too, apparently. I get asked "What's wrong?" along with being told to smile all the time and it's very annoying.
Bullpine 11
Oh, you too?
hthelittleone 10
Hate it when that happens
angrymexican 8
So in your pic, are you smiling or is that just how your face is?
marinus_fml 20
Pretty sure it's neither.
Torva_fml 16
Ask you?! You're telling me to ask you in your profile?!?! Fine.... Will you..... Stop making that face. :O
ladyLALAA 29
Asking to be trolled by creeps?
Ozuru 11
just noticed I said girl. I meant guy!
greekgal44 14
still not revelant to the OP's original story..
ladyLALAA 29
Haha, keyboard warrior. Why are people so in love with you doc? You must be amazing in the sack!
Morgannnnuhhh 1
It's kinda rude that she just assumed you were giving her a dirty look... But like I've said before everyone is beautiful.(: don't let some rude ass bitch bring down your self confidence.
thinkPlNK 0
i agree that it is rude to assume someone is giving you a dirty look. but where in the FML does it say that? the girl could have asked OP later on during the day if she was giving her a dirty look/why. i would have done the same thing as well.
thinkPlNK 0
51 - it was uncalled for her to tell him to go and **** himself because of his comment, but that would have been the same for anybody else, not just because he's DocBastard.
Provi90 0
/Trollface
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Shut the **** up.
instnt1nfction 17
Calm yo ****
marinus_fml 20
#31, What's your keyboard worrier level?
DocBastard 40
Morgan - I'm not exactly sure what your malfunction is, but your reaction was completely uncalled for. Unless you were talking to yourself.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
How nice of you to be interested in the games I play.(:
Morgannnnuhhh 1
# 41. **** you.
marinus_fml 20
#47, you're working on your keyboard worrier levels again aren't you? By the way, you must be new around here? NO ONE says **** you to DocBastard.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
I just ******* did. And you know what?? I'll do it again. This goes out to you docbastard. **** YOU.
marinus_fml 20
Maximum keyboard worrier level attained. Congratulations, you are now an asshole.
LightningCactus 12
Woah, woah, where all having a good time here, no need for any aggression.
bryanorange 3
Srry Op
PaulB123 11
Unless your intimidated by really nice people, I wouldn't sweat it. The intimidating people usually turn out to be jerks anyway.
KleeTEE_fml 0
my face at rest gives off the same impression. the corners of my lips naturally turn down