Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
Today, my mom grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I cannot sense or control my own facial expressions, and they almost never match my mood. I was in a good mood when said “dirty look” appeared on my face. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, for the millionth time, my mother grounded me for “giving her a dirty look.” I can't see my own face, and I was actually in a good mood at the time. Whenever I accidentally give someone a dirty look, it always comes as a complete surprise, and my mother refuses to believe this. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Torva_fml 16
Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.
Danny0522 8
OP is a girl...
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Comments (170)
DocBastard 40
Is this girl really intimidating because she's really hot or because she's a total badass? Or perhaps it's because she's both hot AND a total badass like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2! What the hell is hotter than a hot woman with a hot body who can kill evil cyborgs?
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Op is pretty..
GoW_Chick 15
Killing cyborgs is very sexy, if you kill cyborgs to save humans from a bleak fate in your spare time, I'm sure you could have anyone of your choosing.
SupahAsian 4
49 - Fire?
tbrockmilly 0
Happens all the time to me!
Clamcreepy 7
You should've told her that your a black belt in karate and know the five finger of death. Who's Intimidating now? You are! And walked away with a confident walk to show her you mean business.
tow38 7
U shouldn't be intimidated by girls ,, were not that scary :p
Awsumuzzie 12
Well, we weren't scary back then... But since we have gotten our rights, we have gotten meaner... OH! You mean "we are"?
TheRealBrianGrif 7
You should have let her fix your face
loginword123 0
Aww
legresley85 1
Sorry OP some people just have sticks up their butts. Just be yourself and if that girl doesn't like it, try not to associate with her. I get a long better with guys maybe it's the same for you.
SoultheWolf 19
I know what you mean, my nutral face looks like I'm angry too.
Snafuusmc 12
Reminds of that Dave Chappelle skit called the real mad house ahh good stuff.
lliki 0
Are you related to Eli Manning because he always has a dirty look like he is smelling shit