Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
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Inspired22 11
If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!
lostboy910 0
They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.
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Emilaaay_alexa 0
The truth comes out when you're drunk. :) But I'm sorry hun :(
DieselGirl 0
Same thing happened to me with my ex called me up drunk, told me that he loved me and wanted to marry me, stopped talking to me the next day cuz he remembered and regretted it, Just think of it this way, if he does remember and is to scared to say it then bring it up, you've got nothing to lose by just bringing it up. It sucks when stuff like this happens I'm truly sorry, i know how you feel, I really hope it works out for you =D Keep your head up! If its meant to be it'll happen
aback 5
So did you tell him you felt the same way? He might think that you don't and that he's made a complete ass of himself. You may as well tell him, "Look--I know you were drunk, but I feel that way about you and have for years. There it is." Get off the damn fence.
AKBIGCAL 0
So true #5 lol, but you should deffinatly go after him, he prolly doesn't wanna ruin your friendship, which is why he had to be drunk to tell you haha
Awesomesaurus 0
Today, I got drunk with some friends and spilled my heart out to my best friend who I've been in love with for years. I was so embarassed, I had to tell her that I was too drunk to remember what I said. FML.
dyingstart 0
Drink with him again and have a good time! I agree with most of the people here and think that it was an alcohol-induced truth
hahayou12345 0
If he even mentioned it, it's true.
RunZoneFive 0
Maybe because you said 'lets talk about it later' he thought you weren't interested and just pretended to forget about the conversation entirely. Good luck!
lifeasweknewit 0
Aww:( I'm sorry! You've got to bring it up though
bittersweets 2
in vino veritas. why didn't you ever tell him you're in love with him? maybe you would be together for years now! you should probably just do the same... go to a bar, get drunk, call him and confess your love (without the "i don't remember" part).