Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
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Inspired22 11
If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!
lostboy910 0
They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.
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Comments (155)
xabuko 0
Highly doubt it was genuine!!!...he was drunk tryin to be funny prlly...
scottyz1 0
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts...
popatia 0
Haha fyl indeed.
Seti_fml 0
oh he remembers. He just doesn't want to deal with it.
Boweezee 0
If he meant it, he'll say it again. :] Thats kinda weird that he did it while at a bar. Hahah.
Sambo110 0
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Or so I have heard.
ixel_fml 0
well if he remembered he said he'd call you back, he probably remembers at least a little of everything else
redbluegreen 41
I have to agree with #16. If you're really best friends though, just try and ask about it. It won't hurt.
kaelendra 0
Either he remembers but is embarrassd how he did it or he'd already been drinking before he called the first time. Either way less he's playing you give him a bit of time and you'll hear from him on that subject again no doubt.
sowhatrockstar 0
I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he meant it and then when he was drunk he was "too manly" to "remember"