Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.
WCARlover 35
I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.
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Comments (63)
MDoremis 38
A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.
irish_lad 16
Thank god you said that. Im going to take a screenshot and show this to my daughter the day of her wedding
MDoremis 38
Haha, you can tell your daughter things can always be worse whenever her wedding happens. For my wedding my father-in-law was the pastor and he got so nervous he rambled about hookers, said we wouldn't be truly married until I was taken in our marriage bed, and forgot my husband's (his only son, let's not forget) name and got it wrong twice before my husband had to correct him.
mazor 22
So what's the stupid thing he did?
WCARlover 35
I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.
WCARlover 35
Sorry, I messed up that sentence and ran out of time to edit :p disregard "made" please :)
sonnyrosa 32
We're cool. WE know what you're saying... and I must say, it made me chuckle :)
_parth 20
Hard-baller.
sonasonic 34
Isn't that classy? At least your daughter would remember this birthday party from now on...
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Yeah, sometimes I get married at birthday parties too. It just seems to happen randomly.
WellThatWasRude 27
Ouch! Hope you're okay, OP.
TylerDV 11
That must of been a pretty ballsy move, too bad it didn't work out for you.
LunaRebirth 7
Must have*
TylerDV 11
Fail! Haha I was thinking must've in my head and typed must of. Oh well, sorry for the grammar mistake guys!
Hauclir 14
Were you balling in front of everyone?
vreid 20
On the bright side I'm sure you entertained your guests!
ColonelCusswords 24
Points for trying
kpoakes 20
Reading this made me ache. You're a brave man OP.
Hildy93 21
You deserve every bit of that embarrassment
kendallm505050 12
How? For trying to have a good time at his daughters wedding?
babymookie 20
For being an embarrassment