Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
I hope this doesn't create a riff between you two.
UnluckyLatina 22
Next thing you know, in comes your cousin dropping the bass
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Comments (46)
Auribahl 13
What make and model was the guitar?
lolhailsatan 23
does it really matter
i_lik_tomaters 21
Yes it does because some guitars are only a few hundred dollars and some are thousands
lolhailsatan 23
damn true dat, I didn't think of it that way
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I wouldn't fret about it
91hayek 31
What is it with little sisters being so dang literal? First the biting now this lol.
wild4drums 18
Moment of sikince for what I'm sure was a beautiful guitar and for OP's checkbook
ponglenis_fml 2
I have never seen anyone that deserves the "I agree, your life sucks" vote more than you
abNormal62 23
Nailed it!
Noahray98 8
I think you mean "Hammered it!"
Brandi_Faith 34
Hammer-time!
buckdharma 38
Just tell your buddies it's a Lesser Paul.
marleypuckpuck 22
If you have a warranty get it fixed/replaced ASAP
russfml 31
Warranty doesn't usually cover a stupid sibling
DarkVulpes 9
Plot twist: she knew they aren't supposed to have holes in them. She just wanted to take a hammer to it.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you should stick with acoustic with your sister until she learns