Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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Cali_Chick 0
That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.
Prawn_fml 2
Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.
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Comments (262)
Dutchie2010 0
That's an awfully mean thing of that car to do. FYL indeed. it made me chuckle though xD
xo_emily_xo 0
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmm...fake, much?
Shlizabeth 0
Here's to you - high 5 driver.
leero 0
that's so hilarious that it HAS to be worth the broken bike. what a story!
musu_fml 0
You know, why DON'T bikes have turn signals? Some small LED signals with a small battery (they don't use much power), with a little switch on the handlebars and the job's done. It couldn't possibly cost that much, either. I've just googled it: they do exist!
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Roads are for engines!
tymarie2012 31
nope they're for cars and bikes. which is why some places have bike lanes.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
imagine the driver : "I'm gonna make this high five legen(wait for it)dary! High five bitch!" Upon seeing what happened: "well, not exactly what I have expected *a biiig bubble burst out of his head showing his hallucination, half naked girls cheering, obama standing with the medal of honor, bush being ****** behind a bush, the whole nation singing we are the champions by queen, more half naked girls, naked girls, naked horny models ...*, but well, cruuude reality dude -. - see ya !" ahh ...
jollyholly414 0
whoever was in that car was an IDIOT!!!!
frenchyboy 0
sounds like BS
jncwmnd 0
#31 lol, love it...and everyone who said the OP should get a car is probably some lazy ****, "who hand signals these days?" umm...a person on a bike who doesn't want to get hit when he turns YDI #3 that person driving was clearly some idiot who doesn't know what the hand gestures are for turning, but it still made me laugh ^_^ sorry about that OP lol