Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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Cali_Chick 0
That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.
Prawn_fml 2
Gripes. Hope that moron's paying for that.
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Comments (262)
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
LMAO. That is amazing. And super-shitty.
Conste18 0
hahahahah was it barney from how i met your mother? "HIGH FIVE!!!!"
thelonelylurker 0
Somehow I imagine that would be very awesome... if done correctly. All in all, that guy is an idiot, the force from a 40-mile/hour high-five would break his wrist.
ericavel 0
Some people are just so ignorant. Ridiculous. Haha reminds me of Michael Jackson in South Park.
Authoress 0
That driver was such a moron! I hope you feel better and are able to get a new bike. FYL.
amsilent 0
wow, #3. who uses hand signals? you're supposed to use them when you ******* BIKE. retard. learn to ******* understand the world and stop smoking so much judging form your retarded profile picture.
1bored 0
Damn thats evil and clever jaja i dont think u deserve it though, :)
ethanmonroe 0
I feel your pain. I also learned the hard way that cars always win. FYL and FML both.
nirvan5a 1
high five now!!!
trojan124 0
#30, get your facts straight. Biking on sidewalks is not illegal
ndvorsky 4
It is illegal in the U.S. Where op resides