Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.
Heartside 0
Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.
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Comments (135)
caleb_ohs 8
I feel like if this was the other way around then you would get flak for not satisfying her needs
kitzy2011 9
People have the right to turn down sex whenever they want... You people would be saying different thinks if the gender roles were reversed. Anyway though, pretty damn funny response nonetheless :)
terrihart 8
No shit she rejected you, I'd do the same! Jack ass
Maclaine21 15
You're a ******* idiot
idklife95 5
I understand the feeling as I've done the same but the other way around but still you said no and just cus she turned you on now does not mean she up for it now too haha
lilo07_fml 7
Copying that one...if ever get the courage.
kevinsagirl2323 8
I'm kind of confused as to why you turned her down.
lucasj23 11
why would you think anyone would feel sorry for you? you so deserve it.
Liphaem5 22
Seriously? What's with all the YDI? People are allowed to turn down sexual advances if they don't want sex. What the wife did was both funny and mean at the same time, but it doesn't automatically mean that OP must just want sex because his wife is horny, that's not how bodies work.... there could have been many reasons for him to turn her down, but none of them are less important after she started pleasuring herself.