Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
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ruckfules85 34
Why would that even be necessary to state
JH159753 21
Run away and never look back.
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Comments (55)
mosquito19 14
you should've said you only show up because you're were hungry.
Tressa1982 18
I had court today too and I didn't dress up
Iceberg86300 14
Extra plus if you don't have to pay for dinner. 2 extra if it's dutch. 3 if you don't pay a penny!!
Iceberg86300 14
This is a FML so very unlikely, but what if he was lawyer that was super casual and settled out of court most of the time, and this was also his first date in years? Hence the very poor attempt at breaking the ice. Or I guess it would be a pretty good ice breaker if that was the case.
myeviltwin 20
Points for honesty?
momac86 17
Hopefully they think you might be a lawyer or something
rogerover 19
Letting you know he doesn't always dress that way so you won't be misled. Probably just a speeding ticket right?
becca9985 34
Hopefully he's a lawyer... :)