Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
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Comments (76)
Sevenfold 0
Ouch.
qwerty475 0
When I modded this I said NO.... Didn't you look for a wedding ring. Most guys are stupid and don't take them off. Follow him home and tell his wife!
mylittlecrow 0
well it was their first date, and he probably took it off during. It's not as much an FML as it is finding out only after you've slept with the guy and all.. but still sucks..
Roto13 0
"Most guys are stupid and don't take them off." Don't make stupid assumptions.
fucklifeee 0
#59, some people are surprisingly smart. And usually, girls would notice a ring on the guys finger. So why would you say no? This was a good one, even though it sucks for her.
Veris 0
Not everyone (especially men) wear wedding rings, maybe because they find them uncomfortable. My father has been married nearly 20 years and doesn't wear one.
SSC_fml 0
Dude your life sucks, hope you tell the wife..
hbgoddard 0
That sucks! Break up with him!
Lia_Mackenzie 4
A first date does not a relationship make. She can't break up with him if there's nothing to break up. OP - That sucks, what an asshole. What kind of a guy goes out on a date when he's MARRIED? Unless #48's right, and he wanted to blow you off in some kind of seriously moronic way...
DizzyDemon0 9
I was gonna question the whole "First date = relationship" thing..but it seems as though you already have. Thank you #50...you have saved me work :)
CrAzY_MaN100 0
What a coincedence. :/
instantfail 0
The nerve of him! What an asshole. Tell his wife.
darkmis1 18
Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.
T1A2Z3 35
Technically he didn't cheat. He went out for food with someone. He didn't even kiss her from what I read...
Kevin73_fml 0
...and that's when he gets a "first date slap in the face." I agree with #2 and 4 - tell his wife.
glitter_kiss 0
#6 ftw
judgeymcjudge 0
#6 = Absolutely.
bridgette5866 0
Hahahahhahahaa first date slap in the face. Nice.
tiptoppc 21
Please don’t encourage that. After finding that out, she doesn’t deserve an assault charge too! She just needs to find out where his wife works and make a visit with relevant info and let his wife know if she needs a witness to his infidelity, she’d love to assist in any way possible. THAT hits worse than a slap. Something like “wife gets EVERYTHING in the divorce.”
curryndricegirll 0
At least he told you now instead of the many others who have posted saying that they discovered that they were the other woman.
armyofficerwife 0
He could have told her to make her leave him alone. Like for him the date sucked that bad.
Qup 0
And you said:" no, you were supposed to tell me during our first conversation". you didn't say that? at least you didn't find out two years from now.
humorizer 14
Or four years from now.
dinosaursmoo 0
Or six years from now.
Brooklynxman 0
Or eight years from now
milgalo 0
Or ten years from now.
redbluegreen 41
Or when he's dead and gone. Ha! I broke the chain.
milgalo 0
He's dying in 12 years? That's a pity.
fkjiwefakris 0
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kwosti 0
ahhhhhh married men that date suck ass! I hear you, and feel for you honey - I had one of these assholes a couple weeks ago - although this one said he was 'exploring potential'. Explore potential elsewhere dickheads!
wtfxckmate 0
wait wait wait, are you sure it was a date?