Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
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ruckfules85 34
Why would that even be necessary to state
JH159753 21
Run away and never look back.
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Comments (55)
mattrd_fml 31
Maybe he's a lawyer.
Bennnncon 10
Maybe they were part of the jury
hayden79 14
Quite clearly a joke to lighten the mood! Seriously get a grip! Maybe there is a reason it's been a couple of years!!!! FYL
FML43100 1
I love how everyone has assumed that the OP is a male even though the FML says the poster is a female.
JayVicious 20
i think you are reading the comments wrong. everyone is assuming the DATE is male not OP
Ilikepie82479 20
I'm going to assume he's a lawyer for your sake
tigerisabelle 31
I guess his court-ing of you was pretty un-BAR-able... I'd have to say the jury's out on this one.
Saraishi 25
If he isn't a lawyer or paralegal that's not good.
nitrog100 21
He could also be a juror, a witness, a friend or family member. He also could have just been in court for a speeding ticket or a dispute over his fence. Details would have been nice.
schhichick 14
Maybe he is actually a lawyer or part of the jury?Hopefully!
CSXIV 19
Hey, I've said something to that effect once. (But I'm also a lawyer).
justacomment 2
Sounds like a keeper to me.