Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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WitEluded 13
46 students!? The lack of proper funding for school music programs makes me sick too
Rosebudx 32
Hopefully you had no sympathy pukers :/ You really pick up all sorts of weird illnesses and bugs at school. Feel better soon!
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middlenamefrank 8
That's why they call them SICK DAYS. Use them.
iShanny 13
...Maybe OP felt fine that morning? Or OP is pregnant and had some nausea.
britt2dawn 8
I only have 10 students in my class including me
hunteredmundson 17
Wow and I started complaining when my classes in a school on Long Island got bigger and now have about 30 kids per class
Tannasgh 22
I did that once while installing some networking equipment at one of our schools. As the nausea hit me, I found a trashcan outside the computer lab, an and did a fair impression of a dromedary, as the Mexican food I had for lunch just minutes earlier, returned for a firehose pressure encore. Just as I bent over for this bit of joy, the bell rang and students started pouring into the classroom, stepping over my legs and and I heard one of them say "That was too cool..." To which his friend replied "was that guacamole?" At which point I gave on more gut wrenching, aneurism inducing heave and blacked out...somehow I ended up in the nurses office...
karmaweasel 14
My dad works with 1st-3rd (speech therapy). One day a kid threw up on his feet. He was wearing sandals.
iShanny 13
Aaaand that is legitimately one of the reasons I never wear sandals around the preschool kids I teach!
Mike3258 18
Omg minus out one of the ydi... I accidentally pressed it I'm sorry...
SuperMew 22
I hope you feel better Op. But it happens.
diagnosisscience 13
Pregnant??
lilchica22001 22
That was going to be my guess! I'm shocked it took 62 comments for someone to suggest it.
CS_Pats 9
Hopefully there weren't any sympathy pukers
IloveWatsits 13
Oh jeez :/