Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
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Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.
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MrSassypants 34
So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.
nwaugh72 12
What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.
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Comments (97)
Aadavis94 25
I would of curb stomped her.
CoolCookie210 22
Would have*
1dvs_bstd 41
Seth Rollins, is that you?
ebonyirony 29
be sure to curb your neighbours.
iLike2Teabag 27
You mean "woof" have curb stomped her, right?
RescueIsPossible 16
dumb
natyemi15 15
Yea I'm sorry but she'd have to die...
whoredom 21
It's a doggy dog world out there. She almost got her paws on your furry friend but I guess she's in the dog house now. Maybe now she'll quit sniffing around...
ComoEsJuan 24
As in Snoop?
CheesyPotatoe5 8
I think you mean "dog eat dog" world..
JskTheFork 14
#17 That's what I thought until she made all the other dog puns
doodlecloud 27
23 Yeah but dog eat dog would've been a pun anyway...why change it?
Rich531 21
I'm sorry. I typically love puns, but this comment is just bad...
drugsRfun 13
That was hella burnt
gallifreyanqueen 10
I think the doggy dog bit is from Modern Family
Jason89 16
that was a RUFF attempt #2, wouldn't you say? i mean people just BARKED at you for that comment of yours.
mellajella 14
73- you don't have to capitalize the puns. We can see them just fine.
unlocked_ 9
... Just stop.. Chill
nwaugh72 12
What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.
iPixiee 23
10/10 would do the same.
marcranger 29
That bitch!
star14394 20
Always a good start to the morning..but no seriously call the cops
pugpuggy 21
"Jokes on you, that's a 110lb German shepherd, bitch!"
doge71 8
with titanium teeth.
ihartmytdi 23
Gotta put that bitch on a leash!
pugpuggy 21
Who, her or the dog?
ihartmytdi 23
Exactly ;P
aubamas 20
Don't let her pet your boyfriend
beararm 11
At least u caught her shady ass.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#37 No just No.
cek727 16
I wonder if a judge would grant a restraining order.... cause that's just beyond creepy and inappropriate.
MotoGP_Fan 11
I bet she'd still try to dognap again.
elyssa112 6
I was seriously just thinking that . That woman is nuts !