Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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Top comments
WitEluded 13
46 students!? The lack of proper funding for school music programs makes me sick too
Rosebudx 32
Hopefully you had no sympathy pukers :/ You really pick up all sorts of weird illnesses and bugs at school. Feel better soon!
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Comments (77)
annarcheer 19
Poor thing! Throwing up is so awful! I hope you are feeling so much better op.
Reasonable_one 12
46 students is way too big of a class. FYL
blueyoshi_fml 16
Performing groups are always larger like band and chorus. 46 is on the smaller end for some schools, I would be ecstatic to have that many.
fleckney26 25
The teachers don't get a say in the size of the class
gintwinsmoore 20
what did u eat OP???
sstahpp 33
Don't blow on the horn so hard?
The_Avatar 22
Hey thats an impressive streak! Just think hopefully if everything stays the same itll be another 9 years puke free
happysmile987 24
Hey, the music couldn't have been THAT bad!
UhHuhHoney 20
Never say never!
anonpbc 20
that's unfortunate hope you feel better soon
kuro21 20
Better sooner than later. But hey you had a long run. Better to just take pride in it.
quesok 22
Oh well, everyone has that day where they're a little out of tune