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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Real smooth

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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Haha. He might be into that sort of thing (;

chickunkey 0

hi,

TripOnShoelaces 0

hi,

hi,

bebopanonymous 0

it is too 420 appropriate

guckylynn 19

Yeah but how many people are going to know who it is by the name? There are countless Veronicas in the world.

guckylynn 19

I was trying to respond to 12.

He might like that ;)

epic_bitch 1

Hahaha! What a loser!

ImaWiseGuy 5

this is off topic, but your name put a smile on my face.....

You'll have a funny story to tell about when you first met. He probably thinks it's sweet that you like him enough to get tongue tied!

that's a rather cute way of looking at it :D

Roll with it, he might be into weed. If not then offer to "smoke his blunt"

Hahaha this made me LOL Is it because you couldn't stop thinking about 4/20 ;)

High & Hi Sounds close to the same maybe he won't notice.

i hope this is meant to be a joke...

little_monster21 0

haha. thats actually kinda cute.