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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Real smooth

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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420!!! only a true pothead can reverse a sentence like that... good job

keylinman 0

learn to talk to guys, or let them come to you

420!!! only a true pothead can reverse a sentence like that... good job

Were you?

must have been....

epic fail fyl

haha it be funny if he was like"me too!!"haha

MuffyStJacques 0

Well, now you have a smoking buddy.

Did you remember to bring a towel?

johnnybagodonuts 2

south park reference

No it's a southpark reference. To original commenter lol that's great

bet you made a lasting impression

chill buddy