Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Real smooth
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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kawaiixalice 15
Well it is 4:20..
mikejunior88 4
lmao, nice
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mikejunior88 4
lmao, nice
Isabel312 0
awesome.
chuchurocket 4
"Veronica, I have herpes" would've sounded better
Monstee 2
LOL it says anonymous but her name is in it :DDd
JojoChuo 8
Lol faved!!
poiuytjfffc 0
that's ironic because it's 420 today. lol
Tuesdays76 0
Oh lol, that is going make it hard to explain it to her.
adhdkid411 0
you know that kinda works cuz it's 4/20 ;)
poiuytjfffc 0
^bitch iz stealinst my comments
chickunkey 0
bitch, GTFO
robbiboyo 0
I'd have gone with it.
Daerauko 0
yeah, that is totally recoverable.
Tuesdays76 0
I doubt, however, that he appreciated being called Veronica.
andres19 0
dont forget that since it is 4/20 it's completely understandable
shulgafish 0
what'd be the odds of his name being Veronica, and also being high? then op would be winning.
LoveTheObsession 5
Wait, I don't get what's so special about 4/20?
smhansen92 0
I don't see a problem with that. leave it to a pot head to flip a sentence and then make it about weed haha
Takador 3
i fell off my chair when i read this FML.
XZeenon 1
Woo 420!!
BrotherThomas 0
i feel like for a lot of guys, this would help your chances
LifeSucksbtw 0
defiantly agreed LOL
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
You feel like that for a lot of guys Brother?
commodore350 0
my thoughts exactly
LunaNstars 0
at least you had the balls to approach him. be happy!
kawaiixalice 15
Well it is 4:20..
newzealandkiwi 0
I like wot u said about yourself straight to the point haha.:)
ovechkinisbeast 9
it's actually 3:11 :)
eddieyes 0
it's 4/20!!!! damn you!
FunnyGuy5051 7
damn, I was going to stay that :(
brianjman14 23
26, she meant the date is April 20th, 4/20.
monkeysinatree 6
whats the date got to do with anything? oO and isn't it 20/4? lol
tessie98love 0
wwoooo!(;
SiobahnR 0
lol 26. at least someone got the joke
womanjesus 0
hahaha 89 doesnt know what it means. ****** noob.
AwHellNahBruv 0
120 can't spot sarcasm. ****** noob.
OMG_N3RD 0
I was gonna say that!!
smhansen92 0
idiot
Smittyb24 4
true that
elmski87 0
this didn't really happen though did it..........
JocelynKaulitz 28
Who knows? You two might have something in common ;)
dub2 0
ay bay bay got a bf?
cptmorgan15 2
You're a loser.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
cptmorgan, I've grown to like you. You are always there to cockblock.
BayBeezy 0
Ay bay bay.......really?? kids.....................
Eteeeeezy 0
I think it's funny she put her name in the FML but then her username is anonymous :)
Sashur 0
it's not her name, it's somebody else's
hypuuurness 6
good one haha