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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Real smooth

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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onikage_666 0

its alright, were all high its 4/20 for gods sake

That's cute tho. ++

I don't think he'd care! it's 4/20! he'd probably ask for some!

xXxJOSHxXx 0

I like your bio

Something similar happened to me. The guy I like was walking in front of me and had a huge stain on his shirt, so I decided to use that to make conversation. I summed up all my courage, wanting to say "hey, you have a stain on your shirt". No. Instead I said "blerheklrgal".

cptmorgan15 2

The thing that's weird to me is that she secretly likes hims, but he doesn't even know her name. How can you like someone you don't know?

maybe she knows of him and she likes what she hears about him and that's why she introduced herself...

...atleast you tried

Danieleb56 0

priceless

Nellygirl 0

Wow..wth?