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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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maybe he thought you were trying to be funny

who cares its 4/20

IBeDantastic 0

today's 4/20! it's okay.

omg lol!!!!!!:) sucks!!

happy 4-20 :P

a_traveler 5

I do the same thing to women that I find incredibly beautiful. My tongue just twists up in knots, and after I ruin my opening line, I then lose the ability of speech altogether. Having no game, I never know what to say to women I'm attracted to.

well it is 420 haha

funallthetime 0

Ahh. my names Veronica too!!!! (: it makes me happy when i hear of someone with my name!

Snookie123Babe 0

go away

Well that's a good conversation starter ...

funallthetime 0

wowironic, you suck i dont know if your a boy or girl but you probably have one of those stupid popular names that half of your school has. like ashley, brittany, or brooklyn! and if your a boy like a name like josh, or alex. i dont see anything wrong with the name Veronica. its classy. thats my opinion.

well, i don't have one of those "stupid jock names," but that's highly irrelevant because even if i did, it wouldn't make that godawful name veronica more attractive.

Am I the only one that doesn't find the name Veronica horrendous? I actually quite like it...