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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Real smooth

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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funallthetime 0

You guys dont need to keep saying its 420, we all know.

well, it is 420.

Aww, cute. Lol

greengirllove 4

and on 4/20. lmao.

Snookie123Babe 0

wow, yur an epic fail!

minnetonka279 0

well what do ya know haha its 4/20 today hahaha niceeee happy canibus day

weeell it is 4/20

PeopleWatcher 0

Betch'ya were knocking boots 3 hours later!

accursedangel201 0

well at least u said that on 420 (national weed day of America)

Lol... well if it works out, you guys will forever remember when you first met:) it'll be one if those cutesy romantic memories