Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
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Ed_Hoke 0
your boyfriend sounds like a real prick
U_idiot 1
Haha....smoooth. He sounds like an grade 'A' d-bag though.
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Comments (193)
BlackWolfVII 0
ROFL Self-Ownage. BF FTW.
Roxas_fml 0
LOL. Sorry, you got owned.
VirginVoyager 0
I'm in complete disagreement with almost everyone else. This is not a FML, but it a simple mistake. It sounds like this guy is verbally abusive. He has no right to call you stupid, and deserves a slap. I agree that you should end it.
raphaelflor 0
haha thats epic
NoBounceNoPlay 0
LOL That's priceless.
M4A1 0
You really are an idiot. Your boyfriend was right.
curious_cat 0
I suggest dumping him. He sounds like what my twin brother does to me. And it's very annoying. By the way that must have felt really embarassing to have such a moment like that. Ouch.. :P
vag_fml 0
and yet you stay with someone you calls you names.
Starlitwo 0
That is not funny in the least; that is offensive and abusive behavior. Stand up for yourself. He was rude and disrespectful and no one who loves you will call you stupid. Dump his ass and leave him be.... find someone who isn't an asshole and who doesn't behave in such a way that it provides a story for FML.
DareToDream7 0
How is that abusive? He called her stupid which, since she can't even text properly, sounds like he was dead on. So stop calling his behaviour abusive, you clearly don't even know what abuse is. Yeah it wasn't nice, but whatever, I bet the OP called him names as well which you would consider "abusive". Sheesh, come on people, learn the difference between harsh and abusive. "Stupid" is not an abusive word.
daltonromanowski 11
Uh, actually, psychologically that is considered highly abusive. Try not to comment on a subject you clearly know nothing about.
EveryDayJackAss 0
FAIL