Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
riyaap13 17
Well, let's hope they don't give you the cold shoulder.
wheresmymary 22
Maybe your date can take you to the hospital
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Comments (29)
moocowmilk0 19
your date could be at the hospital
HollyQuinn 21
I hope you still got to go! ^_^
Wizardo 34
Why? Was she going to lick your back, crack and your sack?
andrmac 25
You could get one of those bath sponges that are long with handles on both ends. You may need that anyway with a messed up shoulder the brush might not even be comfortable to use at this point.
NYGiants1925 22
Wow. Didn't even know you could dislocate it like that.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Sure. You were "cleaning your back" in anticipation. It's cool. We all get excited sometimes. Hope you heal quickly though.
CaityMandy 10
I don't even know how that happens
queencabello 19
Hahaha
Idiot_Penguini 7
Why you need to stretch
sempisaviour 17
Do you really think she was gonna notice the extra effort? She probably isn't a clean freak.