Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Top comments
Shipley18 17
I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex
ChocolateScyther 19
pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.
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Comments (73)
vikky538 29
May be its time you pretend like crocodile. He will be back on track in no time
valdania 18
Make him go down on you till you're done
hailhydra 6
legen.... dary lol that dude is silly makes life alot more interesting be happy and go with the flow
sarcasmwins 24
Stone the flamin' crows!
Tannasgh 22
What a twit...
Demitrius_T 21
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PANDORUM89 21
I get the Steve Irwin thing however I'm more concerned that up to a certain point you were not enjoying sex with your boyfriend. maybe you should take a step back and look at your relationship as if I am correct you should enjoy the whole thing or else someone is doing something wrong.
dianafefifofana 2
I took it as she was getting to that good place and no man should stop what he is doing when a woman's peak is building.
lalaney 14
Were you thrashing around like a captured crocodile? o.O
asia3pea90 13
Lame. I've seen a story extremely similar to this four years ago.
Derp_Jerpinson 2
kinda reminds me of the south park episode when they had steve irwin on there