Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Top comments
Shipley18 17
I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex
ChocolateScyther 19
pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.
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Comments (73)
cheesebond 29
Ask if he has a fetish because if he doesn't then he probably wouldn't get soft so easily
tchopper1969 16
that's actually pretty damn funny
Karenezzy 20
Omg that's actually has happened to me...
thefmlman2011 37
Gabriel Iglesias ftw!
LennyComa 39
That is pretty funny but albeit immature. Just blue ball him for a few days and say no more about it
thefmlman2011 37
i think Blueballing is abit extreme.
Aimeejasmine 15
He did it to OP tho
geeandy 3
I like your boyfriend, he sounds like a legend
saffy66 34
I'm sorry OP, that would have ruined your day - but I couldn't help laughing at your story. Thanks for making my day. Steve Irwin was an Australian icon, but I wouldn't want him in bed with me either!
Smelly_Ellie 16
why is everyone saying you should leave him and that he isn't mature enough for a relationship? Some times you need to have a bit of a laugh in a relationship. The rest of you lot sound like boring farts! Just gives you a reason to have sex again OP so he can make it up to you!
ckibb97 22
That's ******* hilarious
worldclassrager 41
Maybe roll play might be his idea of a good time...