Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Shipley18 17
I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex
ChocolateScyther 19
pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.
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Comments (73)
tiggerlover100 27
Maybe you should just have a talk with him OP on how that probably isn't the sexiest thing to say while having sex.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You know, I get that it's sex and some people think it should always be hot and bothered with screams of ecstasy, intense moaning and nothing else filling the room but, while all that is great, at the end of the day, you should be able to laugh with your partner. Yes. Even in the middle of sex.
DoomedGemini 38
What bothers me is op said she was just starting to enjoy it and the he did this and couldn't finish. Since he decided to make a joke and lose his erection, he should have finished her off in another way. Truthfully, I don't see why he couldn't jokingly talk like that WHILE having sex instead of stopping, but hey still funny.
Googolman 29
That's a bit depressing, considering he died.
Cads1 24
Ah man, I made a South Park, Steve Irwin reference and it got removed! Something about thumbs and backsides.
Boren 11
you have my full permission to sting him. ..
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
I'm trying not to laugh right now, sorry man.
shemademedoit 20
-madea voice- get out of bed or you know what's gonna happen? *whispers* Youre gonna taste the rainbow
crackajak 15
That's a nice way to cover up the premature release.
thorpe90 8
Straight savage
rockwrench 18
Sometimes you have to laugh at some of life's little pleasures.
rydersmomma16 21
And that's when you tell him to grow up, get out of your house, and then really start evaluating if this guy is actually m mature enough and capable to be able to handle a real relationship.
ChopSuey444 20
If you have a man who is too serious, you're gonna have a pretty boring life together. I'd rather put up with a few bad jokes than have a partner who doesn't ever try to be silly.