Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Top comments
knibbsy 4
It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.
scr_sensei 14
AWK-WAAAAAARD!!
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Comments (57)
FFPianoDude 2
I find this really funny. I can't imagine my dad flirting with my girlfriend though. Damn.
Fairy_Princess 0
Not while his parents are around. But it's ok for her to do that any other time...?
cali425 0
Your mom shouldn't hit on ur boyfriend at all. That's just weird.
fire_in_the_hole 0
wow that's gross
Bekavera 4
It shouldn't be OK anytime not just when they are around. Wtf is wrong with you?
Schlesselman 8
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worldclassrager 41
For some reason I can visualize this happening due to him not eating his vegetables...
ghostsoul21 12
How isn't is inappropriate to begin with... It's not even her boyfriend.. It's her daughters..
ChoolyBooly 32
Hitting on your daughter's boyfriend is bad anyway. Regardless of the presence of Hus parents.