Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
knibbsy 4
It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.
scr_sensei 14
AWK-WAAAAAARD!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (57)
fakeaccountX 6
hahaha just like the recent family guy episode where lois makes out with meg's boyfriend
blonde_headed 10
As opposed to all of the other times when it's perfectly all right for her to hit on your boyfriend.
Chunkylover76 4
Exactly what I was thinking #35! One day OP is going to come home and her boyfriend is going to be exploring that cougars cave! A guy can only take so much poking and prodding...apparently unlike OP's mom!
JERZBornNRaised 7
well she wants a new toy, since your dads prob older, she figures you cant teach an old dog new tricks but you can teach a puppy anything ;) hahaha cougarrrrrr on the prowl
MeGustaComer 0
What I want to know is why would your boyfriend NOT reject your mother?
XxdarkangelxX13 0
lol tell ur mom to back off he's urs :P that's awkard for the parents
batgirl_babygirl 0
wow..sounds like your mom's a *****
misfitSuperStar 0
Cue years of therapy for you, op. FYL!!
SirPlagueRat 6
...So you're okay with her flirting with your boyfriend when his parents aren't around?
TheOtherNewest1 6
Orchestrate her walking in on you *******/oral sex. That should **** with her head enough for her to screw off.