Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
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Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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knibbsy 4
It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.
scr_sensei 14
AWK-WAAAAAARD!!
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Comments (57)
machiko_fml 0
So your okay with your mom hitting on your boyfriend when his parents aren't around? Geez, are you wanting a threesome or something? Tell your mom to back off, cause shes probably way older.
CoachLlama 5
Did you ask your bf how he felt? I mean come on! Other people have feelings too!
gigilvrs6 0
Your boyfriend would mind, but his dad might not mind her HITTING HIM. In my opinion this particular comment of mine fails. I'm having a bad day so I have lost my small sense of humor.
AssDan 0
Your mom is a nasty *****. Can I come for dinner next weekend?
Cinn_fml 23
I hope you don't think it's ok for her to hit on him when his parents aren't around and you just phrased it badly to sound like you don't mind that, but you might want to make that clear to her as well. She sounds like a right piece of work, however, maybe it was to get back at you for something?
justsayfuck 5
I don't think she normally appreciates her mother hitting on her boyfriend either, but the presence of her boyfriend's parents just made it éxtra dramatic. And phrasing it like 'Today, my mother was hitting on my boyfriend again, this time his parents were over for dinner. FML' might not be as catchy. OP, that is really disrespectful of your mom, sounds like she's got some real problems. Please do [let someone] talk to her.
Cinn_fml 23
I know, it was more just my roundabout way of point out it was slightly badly phrased.
justsayfuck 5
Hmm.. I have to admit I do prefer the shortly phrased, less explanatory FMLs. Even if (or maybe because) that makes them ambiguous.
Flipflops4ever 0
Kids these days...they want everything! I'm rooting for mom.
aenemadreamer 0
hey op, be thankful you didn't have my situation...in which my now husband's mom would flirt/compete with me for his attention. she would grab his butt and all kinds of stuff.
BoxxedSanity 2
Hold it! your mom or your husband's mom? how about you get your mom a young boyfriend so she will stop hitting on/flirting with YOUR husbands?
neo08061972 12
Fhhfd
varkey 7
grossss lol
nakidna 0
sorry but ur mom's a dumb *****