Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, after I got reacquainted with an old friend with whom it'd been 12 years since we last spoke, both divorced, with kids, we started talking, start feeling things for each other. We'd both agreed to take things slow. We spend an amazing weekend together, made plans to spend my birthday together, and then I was ghosted. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
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Top comments
liveforthemusic2 0
Yeah dude, I hate "friends" that only want to talk to you when they need tech help.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
That sucks. He's obviously using you. Next time, just refuse. you don't need that type of friend anyways /: It's happened to me quite a bit before...>.
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liveforthemusic2 0
Yeah dude, I hate "friends" that only want to talk to you when they need tech help.
Raceta 5
tosser :P
elpablo123 0
haha that sucks
RyanRaygun 0
Welcome to my world : /
aatomkins 0
yep, the only time my grandad wants to know me is when his computer is broken
PaperxHearts_xox 0
That sucks. He's obviously using you. Next time, just refuse. you don't need that type of friend anyways /: It's happened to me quite a bit before...>.
melodyne 0
i second this. getting worse when your family is doing the same thing, so .. just tell them to **** off, best solution. calling you once a year, wanting to show you something on the computer and then, out of nowhere, "wow, that worked before. could you check that?" bitches..
etherealjoy 0
i hope next time he calls you give him a big '**** OFF!!!'
lalalaloveit 0
I agree seven.
CountDuk 5
Well nerdy people do nerdy things for their non-nerdy friends. But still: FYL because that sounds boring unless your a big fat nerd.
fafaffy 0
ur an idiot, what may be boring for you may be fun for others. i live a very exciting life, and i know a lot about computers.
Gondile 4
Don't be such a Countdick, 8!
TayLovesMattx3 0
aww that sux. FYL!
massacreman3000 1
women dont computer!