Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
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miniluda12 12
What a dick. Sorry OP.
iOceanus 18
Where have all the gentlemen gone?
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Comments (148)
daringtoride 27
Wow, rude much? So much for him appearing to be a gentleman.
CammyGal 26
What a jerk!
chanlove 1
Lawls
iOceanus 18
Lolz*
Welshite 40
**lawyers
SenselessPattern 12
Law L's, the lawyer firm.
BunchieRules 31
Lou Rawls*
ohSNAPyall 27
Jerry Lawler*
jose562 5
You should've dressed more slutty.
ObeyAlliance 7
In what way is dressing slutty considered pretty?
lacespace 8
No I think he means since it was raining it would be far more practical to wear less clothing to stay more cold. See? He's not an idiot after all.
SkoomaKi 28
What a cold hearted thing to do, I mean the way he just did that gives me the chills. Hey you never know, the other girl might be frigid and reject him.
MagicStallion 9
It would be a cold day in hell when I'd share with him. It would simply give me the shivers. Captain! I'm all out of puns!! *throws a smoke grenade, disappearing in a puff of green smoke* YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEE!
SenselessPattern 12
72# That's ok, I'll give you a B-+-++- when you get back from your vacation for those last three sentences giving me a mind ****.
disco2466 8
well stop being so ugly
Chixken 6
Shut up you dick
truckdriver321 3
agreed. Haha sucks to be you.
tealia1219 2
Well stop being such a dumbass.
SerendipityRose 26
Whoops wrong thread!
trollold 0
Man normally you are a troll target but that sucks
PowerRussia 2
That's just rude, class A asshole right there. FYL OP :(
FlyMeAway 2
Wow. He's rude.
mario2012 18
Would you like to share my umbr...SQUIRREL!!!