FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
lol This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Canada

Quote of the day

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (205)

dtemple1110 6

I couldn't understand what you meant at first, because my microwave has a handle on it haha

Actually, that is an example of neurotic action. Insanity involves a certain amount of mental instability. Einstein wasn't always right.

YDI, but for starting your day with microwaved food.

God, that's just depressing.

crazychick1269 7

Today my friend asked me me how many minuets were in an hour....

Or how many times you could minuet in an hour?

The human race is officially doomed now.

Good job using 'insane' in it's true meaning OP. But still, YDI.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Insane in the membrane