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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
according to us, you are too
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.
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KalCounty 4
Everyone who uses that quote should try and remember that Einstein wasn't a psychologist. Take it from a psych grad, that quote makes no sense at all. Einstein was a genius when it came to physics, but his knowledge of psychology was pulled out of his ass.
insomniac8400 13
actually, einsteins definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different result
Dilwann 27
Which is, in fact, what OP meant. Meaning your comment was useless. And thereby rendering mine useless as well.
jaystreet46 4
Most of the commenters on this post are way dumber than OP
springacres 5
Been there, done similar things myself. For me it's usually pressing the "cook timer" button instead of the "kitchen timer" one... and once or twice I mistook the door open switch for the start button. FYL for trying to use the microwave before your first coffee of the day, OP.
yahtzeesouls 12
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity. Insanity is doing the same, ******* thing, over and over, expecting shit to change.