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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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blueyedoll 5

Observe your surroundings

BikeAllDay818 6

YDI for warming up food in the microwave instead of making a fresh plate of eggs,bacon, and pancakes for breakfast!

Insane, got no brain!

I really hope that all the people failing to see the Einstein reference are joking..it was pretty clever:). I feel bad for the people who missed it and are laughing at OP's "stupidity"

I'm embarrassed to be in the same genus as you.

You sound it

Yore incredibly sexy. I know you live far away. But thought you should know.

You deserve it mainly just for assuming Einstein actually said every single thing you hear people claiming he said. It's okay now though. You're karmically balanced back out. Just be more careful in the future.

Congratulations

What does Einstein has to do with that?