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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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+my sister's virginity.

"insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again, and expecting the result to be different" Einstein

Stupid. People keep writing the stupidest fmls lately

+... **** this shit. I want to be a narwal!!

And to realize that you were the fastest swimmer.

Not just according to Einstein, but the world at large.... You're one of those people that stands at the elevator pressing the button into oblivion thinking it will make the car arrive faster I bet....

Oh shit, it doesn't?

ya dumb ****