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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
according to us, you are too
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.
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perdix 31
Einstein was a physicist, not someone who could diagnose mental disease. Now, if Freud looked at you, he'd say the microwave represented your mother. You should be ashamed of yourself, you insane, little pig!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
He was probably speaking from experience. Being a physicist pretty much guarantees insanity.
Schiffy 18
"Stupidity is doing the same thing multiple times and expecting different results." That is a quote by Einstein, which is what OP was referring to.
perdix 31
#48, it's insanity not stupidity. And it's even controversial that the quote is attributed to Einstein. Nevertheless, an aphorism is not the basis of a diagnosis.
moop256 10
Perdix don't get on 48's case due to Einstein's theory of relativity, the message he sent may have actual traveled so fast that the words became jumbled and retarded
reeses1981 10
Why is this an FML???
arw31089 2
I think it's time to drink some coffee
audiophileMom 11
Aaaah, the famous Microwave-Button-Sanity-Theory! ;) don't feel bad! Pretty sure almost everybody has a similar story.
bongsong 0
#fuckinstoners lol
DrMime 10
When the FML team comments, you thumb it up by replying: "+1" +1
Gregabob00 0
-7
lil_man6 0
Fail!
ColorfulSmiles 7
You were probably still sleepy. Let's go with that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Focus!