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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

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according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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id10t user error lolol

Don't worry it took me 3 people to convince me that was the reason it wasn't turning on. It's happened 4 times

SheepShoop_fml 20

I know a lot of people who act similarly before they get their morning coffee.

No just mentally incapable to survive

knockout5993 0

If you are talking to Einstein, you probably insane.

U TALKED TO EINSTEIN!!! NO ******* WAY!

And you're from ALBERTa

I don't think insane best describes you...I was thinking more around the line like (fill in the blank here)____________

jnick020804 2

If you study quantum physics then it makes sense not only was your microwave open it was also on the other side of the universe at the same time

Is Einstein the name of your cat?