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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
according to us, you are too
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.
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ilovevegas106 2
That always happens to me lol!
3000dream 3
I had to read that a couple times.
vinathi 9
@ #156 Oh my god! Me too haha :)
fergie0815 2
That's a pretty stupid FML.
Travis95_fml 8
Put a metal plate in next time since you are already insane.
dailiedally97 0
The definition of insanity is repeatedly doing the same thing, over and over, expecting a different outcome each time. Well done.
jnick020804 2
If you study quantum physics then it makes sense not only was your microwave open it was also on the other side of the universe at the same time
DaniBella27 3
Wow.. This really sounds like something that would happen to me. Lol.
Track1991 0
Love the human brain and it's mysteries.
Brian_Wright 0
Use the stove.
ifeelya 5
well, good morning, sleepyhead!