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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
according to us, you are too
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.
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Dallyni 22
How do you not see that the microwave is open?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Stupidity is not insanity.
perdix 31
Did you press it 3 or 4 more times? That doesn't make you insane, it just means you haven't fully woken up. If you pressed it thousands of times for hours, you need to make a pancake and marry it.
Internut 6
I don't think he/she would be able to make a pancake if they can't even properly work the microwave.
perdix 31
Sometimes people can operate old-timey gadgets when they can't deal with newfangled goobledygook! If not, they can head on down to IHOP and buy one, they sell many fine, young, marriageable pancakes there!
GoW_Chick 15
And all you have to do is trade 2 pieces of bacon for that fine, young, marriageable, pancake!
moop256 10
Or one waffle and a handful of syrup...
perdix 31
#105, good choice on the breakfast meat. Had you gone with sausages, we have to go all Freudian on your ass!
honeybadger123 0
wow -__- YDI
firemedic919 0
shoe fit dumbass
FiasCudi 0
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bubo_fml 11
Congratulations! Knowing that your off your konker is the 1st step to recovery! Now, try this breathing exercise: 1) Inhale. 2) Exhale. If you mess this one up, you're probably unconscious & unable to finish reading this sent...zzz
jacobboothe 2
Lol
Jaxx66 21
-37 I have to ask. Does your name refer to the cute little owl in the original "Clash Of The Titans"? Because it really upset me that he barely got a cameo in the new one. :(
mk58 31
Damn it, I want to thumb this up!
Johnny6speed 0
*sigh*
piccalo 4
Idiota!!
Birdie_Sage 0
According to me, you need to get your eyes checked.