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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
according to us, you are too
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.
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Comments (205)
tylersign 11
Wow.. You're a dumba- Wait? Canada? Of course ;)
instnt1nfction 17
Bitch, I'll smack you and give you a hospital bill.
markrs 0
How...just how...
Dallyni 22
How did this even make it through moderation?
GoW_Chick 15
I'm sure if you stick your head in there It will get your gears rotating, and spark a few new ideas to that repetitive thought process of yours.
stall2dude911 2
Its wasnt even einstein who said that it was ben franklin......
GoW_Chick 15
I really hope you are just joking.
salyeldin 4
Who said it it seriously I never heard of it????!
GoW_Chick 15
Albert Einstein.
zombicidal 11
the joke is that Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results (example OP pressing the button expecting it to work)
dinosaur_sr 6
Nobody really knows who said it. Saying it was Ben Franklin is no better than saying it was Einstein.
arobin51 0
What does Einstein have to do with it?
ICATiger 13
Everything. Everything to do with this post. Dumbass. *Facepalm*
zombicidal 11
read my reply to the comment above you
cavy102 10
Einstein defined insanity as the repetition of an action expecting a different outcome. However, that is actually the definition of neurotic action.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Einstein was making breakfast with you? Sounds like a prescription sleeping aid commercial.
sadistmonkey 19
We all have dumb moments like this. I don't know why people are putting so much effort into calling out the OP.
EmperorXing 0
Insane in the membrane, insane in the Braine! :P
j_cat187 20
Damn, what's with all the Cypress hate?
EmperorXing 0
Ikr! Haters. Damn
OfficeNinja 5
Were you trying to nuke your balls so you could get testicular cancer and a prescription for medical marijuana? I saw where people dis that on a TV documentary! And it worked! Of course I am insane too, so that documentary is more like a cartoon show - but whatever.
hotPinklipstick 24
That's because it was a cartoon show. South Park to be exact. Idiot.
GoW_Chick 15
Somehow I think 27 knew that.
mk58 31
Way to leach the humor out of a comment, hotpink.
OfficeNinja 5
*facepalm*
hoonyer 17
Are you talking about southpark?
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
this thread makes me very, very sad. *sigh*